Showing posts with label British History. Show all posts
Showing posts with label British History. Show all posts

Sunday, May 26, 2013

British History

VICTORIAN BRITAIN
1837 - 1901

Queen Victoria


Victorian Britain


History of the British Empire






For 40 years I ruled alone
She'd all those tears while on the throne
What got me through the pain and hurt
Was clinging to the memory of Albert.


I loved her so, my darling Vicky

So much, you know almost made me sicky
I was not liked in your country
But who cares when I had her love for me
Her love for me


Oh V and A

Oh A and V
Each way it spells L O V E 
Oh A and V
Oh V and A
They'll name a building after us one day


In love from our first Rendezvous

As queen had to propose to you
You were my rock in a crisis 
Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed


We were a real celebrity pair

Was first Queen Vic, first Albert Square
The press watched every smile and flirt
Called us Alboria but I prefer Vicbert
Or you can call me Al


Oh Bert and Vic

Oh Vic and Bert
Nine kids made me found in hurt
Oh Vic and Bert
Oh Bert and Vic
Yet I found babies ugly ironic


Eur! My eyes! 



We set trends, 

Started new traditions.
Christmas trees, 
Wearing tartan with style.
Albert backed 
The Great Exhibition.
Which made great Britain, 
Albert-o-phile.


At last! 



Oh Vic and Al

Oh Al and Vic
You showed our kids love with your stick
Oh Al and Vic
Oh Vic and Al
Ours was a truly grand affair royale.


Then Albert died

Which left just me
Just V no A
No A just V
Oh how I mourned my special pal
I love you Vic
I love you Al

Sunday, May 19, 2013

British History

BRITISH EMPIRE AND SEA POWER
1714 - 1837
The Union Jack








When I was a nipper
I boarded a clipperSailed the seas as a goods importer, oh! 
Edward Teach is my nameBut I earned my fameAs Blackbeard the pirate of the water, oh! 
Was a jolly chapWith a jaunty capAlways gave my crew good quarter, oh! But I'm best known forBlood and guts and goreAnd a vicious reign of murdering and slaughter, oh! 
Best known forBlood and guts and goreAnd a vicious reign of murdering and slaughter, oh! 
Left my home in BristolWith a sword and pistolBid a fond farewellTo old Blighty, oh! 
What my enemies fearedWas my thick, black beardWhich I always enjoyedSetting light to, oh! 
Once I had a thingFor a captive's lovely ringThat shone like a jewel in the nighty, oh! When the man said noI just said 'Oh! ' And chopped off his hand and said 'Rightio! '
Man said noHe said 'Oh! 'Chopped off his hand and said 'Rightio! ' 
Oh, I love to sail the oceanWith my flag that inspired emotionWith it's smiling pile of skull and bonesSmashing hearts with a violent stabbing motion
And I love to escape detectionAnd to win my crew's affectionWhich was nothing to do with the twelve guns he woreOn his belt that were for protection
I was awfully niceBut I had the odd viceWhich occasionally caused a commotionThe thing that I'd doWas shoot members of my crewIf they didn't show enough devotion
The thing he'd doWas shoot members of the crewIf they didn't show enough devotion
Once when very irateI shot my first mate, Israel HansFor a bit of pleasure, oh! And when my debt's grewKilled half of my crewTo increase my share of the treasure, oh! 
Was doing well thenSeemed to run out of menMy captives boarded at their leisure, oh! Smoted me deadThen cut off my headAnd displayed it on my mast for good measure, oh! 
Smoted him deadChopped off his headDisplayed it on the mast for good measure, oh!

Sunday, May 5, 2013

British History

CIVIL WAR AND REVOLUTION
1603 - 1714

Guy Fawkes



Civil War



The Great Fire of London


My name is, my name is
My name is, Charles II! 

I love the people
And the people love me
So much that they restored
The English monarchy! 

I'm part Scottish, French, Italian
A little bit Dane
But one hundred percent party animal
Champagne?

Spaniels I adored
Named after me too
Like me, they were fun
With a nutty hair do! 

Is today my birthday?
I can't recall
Let's have a party anyway
Because I love a masked ball! 

All hail, the king! 
Of bling! Let's sing! 
Bells ring! Ding ding! 
I'm the king who brought back partying! 

King Charles, my daddy 
Lost his throne
And kings were banned
They chopped off his head
Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land

Old Olly wasn't jolly
He was glum, and he was proud
Would be miserable as sin
Only sinning's not allowed! 

When Olly died, the people said
'Charlie, me hearty! 
Get rid of his dull laws
Come back, we'd rather party! '

This action's what they called
The monarchy restoration
Which naturally was followed
By a huge celebration! 

The King of Eng! (Land say! )
No sin! Too sing! (Okay! )
Or anything! 
All say, I'm the king who brought back partying! 

Great London Fire was a whopper! 
In my reign, London city came a-cropper! 
So this king did what was right and proper
Fought the fire, proved I'm more than a bopper
I'm a fire stopper! 

Married Catherine Braganza
She was a love so true
There would never be another
Well... maybe one or two! 

Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynne
Moll Davies, Barbara Villiers
You think that's bad
But her name's not as silly as... 
Hortense Mancini! 

As king, I must admit
I broke the wedding rules
But who cares when I brought back
The crown jewels?
I reinstated Christmas
Make up, sports and even plays
I was the merry monarch
They were good old days! 

When said and done! 
King Charles did run! 
England for fun! 
I was the king loved by everyone
My song is done! 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

British History

NORMAN BRITAIN
1066 - 1154
William the Conqueror



I'm William the Conqueror,
Britain's first Norman king
I found renown and won my crown
at the battle of Hastings
In September of 1066
I crossed the sea from France
The weather had improved somewhat
and it seemed I had a chance
An arrow sealed Harold's fate
and I rode to London town
On Christmas day at Westminster
I finally wore the crown
I wasn't kind to enemies,
made barons of my friends
I ruled the land with iron hand,
until my final end
at the battle of Hastings
at the battle of Hastings
at the battle of Hastings
at the battle of Hastings

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

British History

IRON AGE
800 BC - 43 AD

Celts and coins

Iron Age Celts

WHO ARE THE CELTS?


Answer the following questions. You can find information clicking on the picture above.

1.    When did the Celts live in Britain?
2.    When did the Iron Age end?
3.    Where does the name “Iron Age” come from?
4.    How can we find out a lot about the Celts?
5.    Where did the Celts live?
6.    Where do the Celts live today?
7.    Where does their culture live on?

CELTIC ART AND CRAFTS


Wednesday, January 30, 2013

British History

NEOLITHIC AND BRONZE AGES
6000 BC - 800 BC
Stonehenge


In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids

No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a man's a man
And the children dance to the Pipes of Pan

Hey!

And you my love, won't you take my hand?
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there, I will show you how

Oh!

And oh how they danced
The little children of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon
For fear that daybreak might come too soon